Anyway, take it away Morris Day. Dude is a slickster. I would be too if I was trying to woo Apollonia....
There have been many lists and articles about who are the pimpingest (is that a word?) ball players through the years. I found a few photos online of some of them.
Babe Ruth. The original.
... and the boys.
Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
Some of the guys I collect...
George Foster. Gotta be the sideburns.
Luis Tiant. Coolness Maximus.
Joe Torre as manager of the Braves.
A lot of these guys are like pitbulls. They'll give you that intimidating stare, but they're really nice guys. It's really all about the look, retro sideburns, maybe a 'stache, and the dangerous expression on thier faces. Smoking seems to add to the mystique too.